eye of the tiger plays over deep voice with megaphone
Comrades, the time has come to find the answer to a question that has plagued civilisations since the beginning of time. When WILL Jorja be awarded a burrito by the omnipresent yet elusive Jesus-Burrito?
YOU HAVE WAITED...
YOU HAVE WONDERED...
AND IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE (2033) YOU WILL WITNESS THE HANDOVER OF THE SINGLE GREATEST BURRITO WOMAN HAS EVER CREATED.
WE ARE SPARTA
"This is surely the event of the century. Not to be missed" - Barack Obama
"I thought making cheese got me excited...but this brings competition to a whole new light" - Alex James, Blur bassist and cheesemaker
"Why have 15 minutes of fame when you can have a burrito?" - Andy Warhol
"I will be severely disappointed if the burrito has no sauce." - Manu, MKR
"People think I love Nandos but honestly, burritos are my one thing" - Niall Horan
"petit four escargot burrito burrito burrito le petit baigneur" - Claude Monet
"Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long for a burrito" - Brian Wilson, Beach Boys
"Change, change your life, take all the burritos." Little Mix
"Here in my burrito, I feel safest of all" - Gary Numan
and finally... in Mexican you do not say "I love you", you say "get me a burrito or so help me god"